Coconut oil, y'all were saying (or not)?

Coconut oil, y'all were saying (or not)?

Unlike regular oils, or butter, won't stain clothing... or sheets. Dries out or wipes off easily, too, so you're not stuck with greasy... parts.

Unlike the water-based lubricants (don't know how anyone can stand 'em), coconut oil doesn't dry out or get sticky.

Even though it's solid below 73°F, it warms to liquid quickly and easily in your, eh, palms.

And, um, it doesn't taste bad, if it comes down to it (SWIDT?), since in fact it can be used like butter or oil in cooking.

And this is what makes it so excellent for massage, and for dry skin, and for, you know, what have you.