Declaration of Dependence

We hold this stuff to be evident, that all persons other than white males are created collective; that they are enabled by their victimhood with certain inevitable privileges; that among these are food, housing, and the pursuit of grievances. -- That to secure these reparations, Governments are manipulated by progressives, deriving their justifying powers from the complaints of the aggrieved, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes inadequately responsive to these demands, it is the purpose of the elite to whine and wheedle, and to force new Government regulation, laying its foundation on such ideas and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their getting whatever they want....