Desperate Deerkin

Mind if I ignore the "topic"? Since "Would you believe..." and "Missed it by that much!" have already been mentioned...

From Political Hat, who may link to this hatself later, but I had to pass it along.

Bizarro World Problems:

Hey, everyone. Emily here. I'm kind of panicking and I don't know what to do. My son just came home from a friend's house and he says they had venison. He knows that I am a deerkin and I just really don't know what to do. I'm freaking out. I can't believe this happened. I don't know what to do, please help me : (


Oh, deer!