Every Weird News Story

I think I clicked through to every weird news story.

A statement from Ms Peel said: 'They did not care about how this would affect me. I would definitely say this has changed my life, I will never have the confidence I once did.' Says the woman who smashed a robber's head into an ATM three times and fended off their theft. Mrs. Peel from the Avengers (Brit not Marvel) I'd say. She should have moar confidence!

• DUI popping the beer in front of the cop also had no license. Always go all-out, Morons. She should've been naked, too.

• Aaaand... "...nurse waved me into the surgery room.... Once I was inside the surgery room, the nurse told me to take off my pants and lie down on the bed. At the time, I was a little doubtful, but I thought that this would make me just like my wife giving birth. So I took my pants off."

A little doubtful??? Was he hoping to get some (while his wife was giving birth!) or just really, reallllly stupid?