For Certain Definitions of "Children"

Sometimes things jump out at ya, sometimes they creep up on ya.

Sometimes both.

“Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.”

Otherwise? Otherwise?? Otherwise???

This is what happens when you devalue the meaning of “children,” I guess. “Why, yes, they had several babies together, of course, dah-ling, artistically speaking-wise. And we’re just wondering, naturally, who will get custody in the settlement, and who will have to pay ‘child’ support.”

Leading to the unavoidable thought that children like that justify abortion, but that’s so awful I wouldn’t say it. (Oops. Sorry, sorry.)