Ginormous Wall of Text

I might have been here sooner, but there was this ginormous wall of text in the post. I awoke later, wiped up the drool, and decided maybe I'd try that one later.

My hero, Super Furnace Repair Guy, did get the furnace fixed. Yes, of course, that little igniter decided after fifteen years, since the temperature was going to plunge to 18, that it was a good time to CRACK.

I'm thankful for Super Furnace Repair Guy!