Grape Juice?

ALH #140: Nice painting, if historically inaccurate. Jesus didn't make alcoholic wine, he made what was known as "new wine" or grape juice....

Um... at the risk of invoking theological disputation...

...the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. ... he called the bridegroom aside and said, "Everyone brings out the choice wine first and then the cheaper wine after the guests have had too much to drink; but you have saved the best till now."

Don't think you'd get that kind of praise with grape juice.