Ground and other Hogs

My favorite headline of the day, from Weasel Zippers:
Staten Island Groundhog Survives Brush With Death Thanks To Plexiglass Box Protecting Him From NYC Mayor De Blasio

Runner-up headline, also from Weasel Zippers:
Pope Urges Men Not To Be So “Macho” … Obama Seen Nodding In Approval

(Zip writes: "I’ll admit I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, just wanted to write the headline.")

Think I won't drop it?

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