Hello. My name is Jay Carney and I'm addicted to lying.

Hello. My name is Jay Carney and I'm addicted to lying.

I wasn't always a liar. I don't think I was. It just began small, a little white lie, a shading of the truth here, a prevarication there. Before I knew it, I was lying all the time.

Now I can't help myself. Someone could ask me if I knew what time it is, while I was looking at my watch, and I'd tell them no. I.. I.. Okay, I was just kidding. Pretty good, eh?

There are no US tanks in Bagdad.