Hoo boy! Only 1000 shoping days left

Hoo boy! Only 1000 shoping days left 'til the termination of the Constitutional Democratic Republic!

PARTY ON, America!
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Rope-weaving and gallows-constructing classes proving strangely popular at vo-techs.

Mornin' glories! Coffee's brewed.