How to pronounce SCoaMF

tl;dr! :)

Just read, or skimmed, or glanced at, all the AoS posts and 'way too many of the comments from back at Tuesday's "This is how science gets settled" through this one. BRAIN... CLOSE TO MELTING!

Now I have to hurry out to get beer before the Oklahoma liquor stores close for Ramadan Christian Sabbath Communism Holiday attempted government-enforced sobriety.

Yesterday, I heard one of my 25yo sons say "scoamf." I really hadn't thitherto thought about how one pronounces it! Skoamph. Vowel as in (appropriately) "loaf" or "oaf."

This is the overnight open thread, right? Oh, sorry.