I am not in the new Top Ten

Congratulations to EC.
Better you, my friend, than me.

I am not in the new Top Ten.
I am not in there once again.
And much to my delight and shock,
I'm also not a Top Ten Sock.

I fear that I would raise a reek
to post three hundred times a week.
And 'though with nicks I like to play,
I could not have ten names a day.

Or maybe I have barely missed
Having my name on the list
By dint of the technology
that gives me various IP.

Random cartoon for the night, from '97
Following the News through the decades
Link in nick.

Good night, Gracies, and all the ships at sea