I had no cavities! Yay

I went to the dentist today and I had no cavities! Yay teeth.

(Despite the cinnamon red-hots habit I picked up after Valentine's Day, when I bought multiple large bags so Milady could bake a cinnamon apple pie but never did.)

My dentist gives me a goodie bag with...
a toothbrush, not my type
toothpaste, not my brand
floss, too fine for me
and... no sucker for being a good boy and not biting the doctor.

I blame Michelle.

And you don't see shoe stores with x-ray machines anymore. Where has quality service gone?

Remove thyselves from my virtual astroturf...