If, theoretically, a person seemed to be banned

If, theoretically, a person seemed to be banned at the IP where the desktop lives, and if this theoretical person couldn't change IPs like the lucky Mr. Alu Fods, and theoretically, one wrote Ace weeks ago as instructed to no effect, and theoretically, one was now told to email Maetenloch, what would Maet's email address be? Theoretically? And why am I caught in the spam filters at Moonbattery, too? {big cell-typed frowny face}