I'm pretty sure that's really a Maetenloch

Okay, I'm pretty sure that's really a Maetenloch Overnight Thread. AI isn't that good yet.

Multi-part combined comment!!! (If I divvied them up, I'd be risking getting into the commenter standings list again!)

☞ Being punctual is a White thing, versus what Hillary was talking about, CPT, right? Also, shoes tight versus loose, and, uhhhh, that other thing.

☞ I wake up facing the sun every morning, too. It really does help me crawl out of bed and face the day.

☞ Besides everything else, for today's college yutes, chalk is a choking hazard!

☞ Why Do Democrats Hate Their Own Presidents? Without clicking through, I'm going to guess, because they hate everything and everyone, especially themselves.

☞ Caitlyn Jenner Status - So, is this the new "Abe Vigoda is still alive" thing? And still an annoying narcissist - caused a fatal car accident because he was playing with his own boobs; how into oneself is that!

☞ THE MOST Important Story of The Day Ah, yesss, speaking of boobs!

☞ Wait, what? I'm #7 on the sockpuppets list? I think you might've missed a few. Uh... I mean, no way! I'm calling for a recount.

☟ We now return you to your regularly scheduled chatter...