It's not that I don't like him

It's not that I don't like him. He's so cute and cuddly. I just want to hug him and squeeze him and take him home with me, where I would feed him, and groom him, and pet him, and fluff his little pillow and stroke those cute little ears. If it weren't for that beard of his...

Wait. Did I say all that out loud? I've been hanging with Johnny too much."

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