Marriage Proposal

"Kissing builds up the mouth." -some guy on stage at Woodstock.

Actually, kissing chemically involves a lot of things which, such that it turns out in the long run, it's best if you confine "swapping spit" (hate that expression, but apt here) to, oh, say, just your lifelong spouse. Who knew?

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"...schools could lower STD and abortion rates by providing all girls capable of reproduction with 'contraceptives and safe abortion' without 'parental approval.'"

Or, you know, I'm just shootin' in the dark here, just thinking out loud, just ruminatin' randomly, off the top of my head, maybe, just mayyyybe, all youth, male and female could be taught to (respectively) keep it zipped and your legs crossed until Father Brown says you're hitched; that sex is for pleasure and reproduction strictly inside the confines of heterosexual pair marriage, with the high and noble purpose to bring into this world new citizens for the nation, new children with the Almighty Father, in stable, moral, supportive environments where they can grow up and become contributing partners in society and in the Family of God; and any deviation from this is evil for good reasons which I'll be glad to explain to you in painful detail, just as soon as you sit down, shut up, and quit arguing, kid.

Nawww. That's crazy talk.