Marvel at the incredible Forklift!

Marvel at the incredible Forklift! Gape in wonder at the innovative wooden pallet! It's modrin timez I tells ya!

Transistor "will do almost anything a vacuum tube will do." Heh. Now that the cathode ray tube is history, I think we can remove the "almost."

When I want to impress the kids, I tell them about how when I was very young, we already had voice-activated dialing. I'd pick up the receiver, the operator would say, "Number please?" I'd say my friend's three-digit number. Later we got dial phones, but they didn't work as well. Especially when a number had a lot of zeroes in it. The emergency number was the longest-to-dial number. Good planning. Pardon me. Gotta go take some Geritol and sit in the rocking chair.