Medic!

Big Bubba's: "They were trying to help the sick and the dying, and now they have the disease and the compassionate thing to do is bring them home, and try to help them. Never mind that we're exposing the entire world to a disease that has no known cure."

Reminds me for some reason of the old Bill Cosby routine. He's a medic, in a foxhole. Some guy gets shot. Fellow with Cosby in the foxhole yells, "Charlie! They got Charlie!" He leaps out of the foxhole and starts firing wildly, and of course gets shot himself. First thing he says? "Medic!" (If I could search from here easily, I bet it's online; Cosby's hilarious delivery being of course infinitely better than my poor re-telling.)