Milady is Baking Cookies

Milady is baking cookies.

As she handed me a sample warm from the oven, she warned me, these are not chocolate, they're molasses. And those aren't chocolate chips, they're currents.

(Knowing how I complain when cookies that look like chocolate chip turn out to be oatmeal-raisin.)

It's okay, as long as I was duly warned beforehand.