Military Missions to Plant and Infect

Grunt: "Maybe he’ll have them planting trees in the Sahara in their spare time?"

(quickly checks Google Maps to make sure I know what I'm talking about.)

Planting trees in the Sahara might actually be prefereable. At least it's away from the West Coast. (But, I suppose, more in the heart of Jihadistan.)

The US Military - the world's mightiest gardeners and babysitters.

NO! STOP! MAKE THEM STOP! LORD MAKE THEM STOP!