My Cardboard Standee Stand-in is in the Barrel

I clipped my nails, made coffee, fed the pesks, swept the remains (a bit of gut, a tuft of tail) of a young squirrel off the front porch, had a bite to eat, and when I come back... I find my cardboard standee stand-in is in the barrel! I'll never get that gunk off of it. Sorrreeee. I was just one lousy slash away from a proper close-tag.)

Also, do you think if this site had some cobloggers who were awake and sober (noting that Gabe may be both, but doesn't seem to hang around after posting) that they would actually hammer Obvious Troll, or is this a SCOAMF-certified "open borders" BBS?