No Slight, Stoop-Shouldered, Whispering Mallrat

Mike Hammer: Carpentry was only one step removed from blacksmithing in the context of physical effort. A lot of hammering, chiseling, etc.

Chupacabra: Carpentry without power tools leads me to err on the side of boulder-shouldered sexy Jesus.

'Zackly. Which is why I always resent it when in various media he's depicted as some slight, stoop-shouldered mallrat. Who speaks in flat, soft, almost-whispers.

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