Not a Single Coffee Bean in the House

Greetins', cretins!

Dog woke me up at 6am. Don't know why. Milady had already been up and opened the door for him & the cats, and feeding time isn't 'til 8. He just wanted me to get up, I guess. All times Central Standard, by the clock on the mantle.

There is not a single coffee bean in the house. I may have to get in the truck and drive into town. Wal-Mart in the aye-emm, how bad can it be?