Not a Snob, Just Never Get It

Vic: I keep a small jar of "instant" for those rare times when I run out of the real stuff. It is good enough for a cup and bad enough for punishment for running out.

I haven't had instant in decades. Not a snob, just never get it. We usually have a small jar of already-ground enough to make a single cup if not a pot, but even that was empty yesterday.

Worst part of having no bacon? I had microwaved a bunch the day before. Every time I opened the microwave, it smelled like bacon.