Ode to Carnage

Ode to Carnage

To think that we
shall no more see
our Bhagdad Bob
in Jay Carney!

How shall be missed
the way he'd twist
and spin with words,
yet dodge the gist!

His poor disguise,
his darting eyes
which spoke one truth:
he peddled lies.

His constant goal,
SCOAMF to extol;
the only price,
his mortal soul.