Offering something positive is too weird

Anyway if I'm going to be there might as well offer something positive. - FenelonSpoke

Why? You could be cracking wise, smirking, making bad puns, saying 'first,' arguing broadswords vs crossbows, repeating well-worn memes, cussing out elected officials, insulting the cobloggers, counting backwards 'til 2016, damming SyFy, deriding Wil Wheaton, describing your latest medical procedure, griping about the weather, so many, many other possibilities.

Offering something positive is too weird.

u know I keed