ONT: the best late-night variety show off the air

ONT: the best late-night variety show off the air. or on.

Thanks, Friend Maetenloch.

I've got no time to hang out tonight.

In fact, as the sun is rising earlier, so will I, which means I'm becoming more likely to see the draggy, bleary-eyed sunrise end of the ONT than the perky, big-eyed, sweet, furry, fluffy... oh, sorry, I was looking at the puppy and kitten again.

Whatever.

Play nice. Think twice.
When abusing the toaster
unplug the device.