"Other sports being considered are self-

"Other sports being considered are self-congratulation, auto-eroticism, and use of the royal 'we.' -Her r Morgenholz at May 28, 2013 06:57 AM

Wow. I started thinking of alternatives immediately, too, but I don't think I could top these! Still...

Bong Hit Holding
Snarky-face Making
Suntan Lotion Applying
and the stressful highly-competitive
Transcendental Meditating Relays