Preparing to Vote

"…liberals across the country announced they were suddenly in favor of allowing businesses the right to refuse service…"

You know how I know this is parody? It suggests liberals would have consistent principles.

:D

Just got through going over the candidates with our hard-researching Dear Daughter. We depend on her every election. Among her many talents and tasks, Daughter works in a popular local restaurant. Some of our choices may have been based on good vs lousy tipping candidates she's served. :)

We also get to vote on (hahaha sure) "medical" marijuana for Oklahoma. Only good thing about it is, if you have unlicensed pot, you'd have to pay a hefty fine, but no jail time. The rest is bogus backdoor legalization, of course. (Mostly, I wish the States vs Fed pot laws would get ironed out; meanwhile, it's a bit of a Constitutional crisis.)

And I have to go in and vote on all the candidates, and pot semi-legalization, cold soberly! Don't even have a Snickers bar.

"Allergies" - quasi-autobiographical Head Shop comic from 1997.