Shaving While Shaking

Holy cow. So many thoughts jumbling out at once.

• Chance to show cheesecake - wiggling bikini-clad girl.

• Cheesecake, relatively: Is she (how can I say?) not Beauty Pageant pretty, because the little-bit-dumpy gal is the target market, or because she actually passes for Beauty Pageant Pretty for British gals at that time? I denounce myself.

• Shaving while shaking - always a good idea.

• Yes, we all know where "tired businessman" uses the gloves... after shaving.