Sold Out = 88 Tickets

When I was in high school, I helped run a teens night club. A couple of times, we hosted a fund-raising gig with several bands at the civic center. Not the big hockey stadium where I saw the Doors et al. A smaller side room that accommodated several hundred.

That's the kind of room I envisioned when I read that this Black M@ss being held at the Okla. City convention center had "sold out." I was amazed.

Only last night do I read they're staging it in a basement room and sold out = 88 tickets. Bwah haw haw!

Plus, thanks to Okla. law, no nude woman altar, and their ceremonies must substitute vinegar for urine.

I'm sure these blackma$$holes' mommas are so proud.