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Morning, Glorious Morons & 'Ettes. *brass fanfare*

Sun is up, temperature's mild, pets got thrown outside, so I have a couple of minutes before their feeding time. *whining pets noises*

Thanks for the headlines, J.J., today and every day. Helps get my brain in gear (however stripped my brain's gears might be). *grinding noise*

Oh, look! Coffee! *slurping noise*

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