Spying On Evangelical Churches

OregonMuse: If Obama spied on my church, the only thing he'd find out is that pretty much all of us in the congregation think he's a crappy president.

Not an "Evangelical Christian" myself (despite my evangelizing for that fellow Jesus), but I had to laugh at the thought of "spying" on their churches.

I imagine a "spy" walking in, to open arms and words of welcome, and invitations to participate in everything.

"So, where do you keep the hidden guns and bombs?"

"When are the secret sermons about killing non-Evangelicals?"

Now, the Catholics, that's a different thing.

"Whattaya mean, I can't take part in the communion??"

"The Vatican is trying to trying to make the Pope king of the world, isn't it?!"

Obvious terrorists.