Substitute for the f-word

#28 : 'stuttering clusterfluke' -- heh heh. I see a new "safe" substitute for the f-word has arisen. Use it often, use it proudly, and get the meme out.

Fluke Obama!
Fluke thieves and tyrants!

Yeaaahh. That works. True, when voiced, "fluke's" hooting oo vowel isn't as expressive as the classic grunting short-u, but it is similarly preceded by a toothy fricative and succeeded by a crisp voiceless velar plosive, lending it much of the same gut-satisfaction. But if you find yourself among language-sensitive company, especially those sensitive liberal types, be sure to remember you have at your disposal a polite substitution.

And have a fluking nice day!