Supreme Uberpresident for Life of the People's Republic of the Middle United States

As Venezuela begins a new chapter in its history, the Supreme Uberpresident for Life of the People's Republic of the Middle United States remains committed to policies that promote ignorant and unprincipled masses attempting democratic principles, the rule of law is whatever elite leaders say it is, and respect for human entitlements when it suits our purposes.

(The first draft before the Irony Improvers rewrite.)