Sustaining a marriage and raising a family

From some headline link:

Having kids and getting married are considered life milestones. ... as if it's a huge accomplishment and cause for celebration to be able to get knocked up or find someone to walk down the aisle with. These aren't accomplishments, they are actually super easy tasks, literally anyone can do them. They are the most common thing, ever, in the history of the world. They are, by definition, average. And here's the thing, why on earth are we settling for average?

Sustaining a marriage and raising a family[ are actually super easy tasks, literally anyone can do them. They are the most common thing, ever, in the history of the world. Uh-huh. Talk to me after you've done it.

Arguments from reductio ad absurdum are easy to promulgate, literally anyone can do them....