In before Ace?

In grade school, some guy tagged, me and so naturally I ran after him. I bumped into Cindy's elbow and knocked her glasses off and they broke. Didn't even know I'd bumped her, but I later caught $#!+ from teachers, Principal, and parents. My bullying older brothers might've bumped a kid on purpose like that, so I guess they thought I was the same. Burned into memory half a century later.

Poetry Slam / Body Slam
with culturally appropriated accent
(or is it just my native Oklahoman?)

Yeh think yah
all hip and coo'
Yeh part of the

But we be the
G O P, foo'
It' best yeh keep
yah distance!