That got my day started!

That Libyan terrorist they arrested has been brought to the US for trial in civilian courts? What... what!... could go wrong.... let me count the ways....

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"The NSA is collecting hundreds of millions of contact lists from e-mail and instant messaging address books from personal accounts worldwide, including those of many Americans...." Many? Most? Let's be honest here... every!

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"Several dozen U.S. Army active duty and reserve troops were told last week that the American Family Association, a well-respected Christian ministry, should be classified as a domestic hate group because the group advocates for traditional family values."

Good! I'm sure I saw some of these family-value terrorists threatening our government monuments last weekend. I heard the Prince of DC had to flee! With, ironically, his family.

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Okay! that got my day started! Good morning, unwilling World Citizens!