The Problem is Your Niclessness

"When he leaves, can it all be about MEEEEEEE? I never get a turn."
Posted by: ---

Well, ---, one reason for that, and the reason you didn't get the monogrammed welcome bag, is that handle. The Hive Mind has been meaning to talk with you about this.

Hard to cuss out --- very loudly. Looks like a RosemaryWoodsian gap, self-censorship, or just a long hyphen.

"Look, --- -- ---, I'm talking to you!"

"That --- is such a ---!"

Maybe you could liven it up. Add an asterisk or, I know, an underscore!