Thought contest

And then I pointed out that she has a $300 Mont Blanc Pen. Maybe she should write with a Bic and use the rest of the money to feed the poor.
Silence. And death rays from her eyes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My first thought, unavoidably, was the similar exchange with Judas which led that fellow Jesus to make his famous remark that we'll always have the poor around.

Second thought was, Crazy Russian Hacker has a video how to fit those expensive refills into a cheapo pen body.

Both thoughs were beating each other up to be first past the turnstile. I think Hacker let Jesus win, tho. Probably Russian Orthodox.