Updated Aphorism du jour: Give a Regressive a fish
Your Updated Aphorism du jour:
Give a Regressive a fish...
and you'll have two Regressives on your doorstep the next day demanding fish.
Teach a Regressive to fish...
...or try to... it won't take, but they might go away. Or, you might get sued, because rayciss or something and anyway teaching is a Union job....