We need our dose of Chuck
Condolences? Sympathy? H3!! no! You need the drill-sargent routine!
Slacker! Bum! Get yourself well and get back to that keyboard immediately. Without you, we'll just have Johnson's Catalog and senseless abstract Vimeo cartoons. This isn't about you! This is about us! We need our dose of Chuck to get us through this increasingly insane year! So, buck up, soldier. Get over yourself! You have a duty to your country. Or something.
(Need I say: just kidding? Y'know we love you Chuck.) (And Alex, Paul, Patty, et al. Just kidding about your contributions!)