What’s a john ziegler?

Elmer, at the doughnut shop counter thinks a woman shouldn’t run. Roscoe, who changes tires down at Murphy’s Garage, likes the Huckabee Report. LeRoy, the dishwasher at the corner greasy spoon, is still undecided between Nixon and McGovern but he also thinks the moon landing was a hoax. What’s a john ziegler and why exactly would I care about his feelings more than about some other LeRoy, Roscoe, or Elmer? :)

Here’s something to really care about (link h/t to commenter Brian at HillBuzz)