What's in the bill

Now that it's passed, finding out what's in the bill:

--

103.a.
Those who claim "first" on blogs are now understood to be dangerously mentally unstable and will have their guns, knives, and hard hitty things confiscated if they are not turned in voluntarily. You know who you are. Turn yourselves in and don't make me come back there.

103.a.1.
Rule 103.a. applies to those who claim to have made the first comment, regardless of whether they actually made the first comment.

103.b.s.
By Executive Order, exception is made for commenters on the fair and balanced blogs that believe in co-existinche and putchoolee.

That is all. Everyone else should resume your blogging, knowing that Uncle Brother is watching over your posts and comments, for the protection of Greater Society, and we have absolutely no intentions of coming after anyone else next, nope, nope.

-----