Worth the Quote

I... this... that... she... uhhhhhh.... that photo!!

Pedro might not appreciate it, but if it had to happen, at least we got this quote:

“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Pure po'try, right thar.