Would probably be a drunken Jim Carrey

before sleep overtakes me...

HI!

Didn't click thru to the test, but...

I'd like to think I'd be played by someone with that guy who plays Captain America's looks, with some Ricardo Montalban style, a touch of WC Fields and Tom Mix. (Pre-fame, Tom Mix worked for my grandfather.)

But it would probably be a drunken Jim Carrey.