You Need... the Blackest Black
ScoggDog: Wouldn't do me any good. My only crayons are ebony, onyx, and jet black. Threw out that damn charcoal ... too gaudy.
Plainly, you need... the blackest black
Economist (javascript & plug-ins on required, stupid site)
http://bit.ly/blackity
(h/t Maggie's Farm)