You only have time to read one article

You only have time to read one article.

Your choices are

Woman Gets Ridiculously Drunk In Freezing Weather With Expected Results

and

Dog Helps Save Owner's Life

Which do you choose?

Tough, eh?

Feed the mind strengthening sustenance. Then other indulgences will be proporionally less affecting on the general psychic perspective.

~~~ Smile, darn ya, smile... ~~~ (imagine music notes I can't seem to do on the cell).