Zombie is Flummoxed?

zombie: ...In fact, I can't imagine a valid non-distasteful reason for his call -- which is why my gut reaction is to stay far far away, and let him suffer the consequences of his own fateful life-choices.

Zombie is flummoxed? I thought you were the most together of folks.

I read your comment to Milady and she says, if you're the closest friend he has to contact when in trouble, then, do you really want to get involved? Also: Consulate idea sounds good.

I says, the guy I knew who was similar in my life died a long time ago from his lifestyle, so I don't have to worry I'll ever hear from him again. You should be so lucky.